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  1. 01-26-2023, 08:44 AM #1
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    In case you were wondering

    I stopped posting 6 days ago because been struck down by a viscous form of gastroenteritis. I mean VISCOUS. I have never been so ill in my life, I have managed to get out of bed to day just to post this and check email by im going back to bed after that. Its really wiped me out. Ill be back in a few days when i can standup straight without wobbling.

    I am amazed at the ability of the human body to produce what appears to be limitless industrial amounts of diarrhea out of nothing.
    I declare that the entire content and attachments of any and all of my posts are for the purposes of personal entertainment, and that i'm perfectly happy the stuff i post is true. Do I care if you doubt my sources or information?, Not one flying fuck. . That's your prerogative, but not my concern.


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    Ugh! Get well soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UKSmartypants View Post
    I stopped posting 6 days ago because been struck down by a viscous form of gastroenteritis. I mean VISCOUS. I have never been so ill in my life, I have managed to get out of bed to day just to post this and check email by im going back to bed after that. Its really wiped me out. Ill be back in a few days when i can standup straight without wobbling.

    I am amazed at the ability of the human body to produce what appears to be limitless industrial amounts of diarrhea out of nothing.
    Will pray for your healing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UKSmartypants View Post
    I am amazed at the ability of the human body to produce what appears to be limitless industrial amounts of diarrhea out of nothing.
    Congress and Federal Reserve do it 24/7
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    Quote Originally Posted by UKSmartypants View Post
    I am amazed at the ability of the human body to produce what appears to be limitless industrial amounts of diarrhea out of nothing.
    You've got a total 28 feet of gut and over half your weight is water. You can output a lot, my friend.
    ...riding on a space junk, searching for an answer...


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    do you think it was bacterial (food poisoning) or viral?
    BIDEN HAS BEEN PRESIDENT FOR 2 MISERABLE YEARS. HE OWNS ALL OF THIS.
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    Just curious - what's the world record when it comes to diarrhea?

    And how do you prove it?
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    I wish you well. That sounds like a heck of a virus.

    I did get a chuckle out of wondering if you meant vicious like mean and nasty and a very bad virus.

    OR viscous as in having a fluidity that is thick or dense in texture and consistency.

    Either way it is BAD.

    Get well. Saint Luke please heal our friend.
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    Get well soon!
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    But no laughing matter for you, I am sure! Get well soon! Stay hydrated with your favorite beverages as soon as possible!
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