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  1. 06-20-2022, 09:29 AM #1
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    British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea....

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    British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules


    • Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
    • Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
    • Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

    Britons could face fines worth hundreds of pounds if they are caught urinating in the sea off the Spanish coast.

    Lawmakers in Vigo, a city in the Galicia region, said anyone found relieving themselves 'in the sea or on the beach' will be forced to shell out £640.



    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html
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    Brits ... it's those damned Brits.

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    At least a dump at sea would be proveable!
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    How on earth do you catch someone pissing while in the water? Or match a stray turd to it's parent?
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    Who the fuck holidays in Vigo anyway?
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    How can they tell someone took a pee in the ocean?

    Do Europeans take their suits off for a wee in the sea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swedgin View Post
    How can they tell someone took a pee in the ocean?

    Do Europeans take their suits off for a wee in the sea?
    No self respecting Brit would ever holiday at Vigo, it’s on the northwest coast on the Atlantic.
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    Am I missing something here? The article says that holiday-goers are limited to three drinks a day on their "all inclusive holidays" , three at lunch and three at dinner.

    How is this possible to enforce? Is it something to do with an "all inclusive holiday"? Are European vacations regulated?
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