British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea....

[Authentic]

Good luck enforcing that new law.

It is Spain.

[donttread]

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British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules

• Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
• Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
• Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

Britons could face fines worth hundreds of pounds if they are caught urinating in the sea off the Spanish coast.

Lawmakers in Vigo, a city in the Galicia region, said anyone found relieving themselves 'in the sea or on the beach' will be forced to shell out £640.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html
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How the hell would you prove that?

[UKSmartypants]

How the hell would you prove that?

Its just one province in Spain has passed this law, and as you say, how are they going to prove it? its nonsense.

[donttread]

Its just one province in Spain has passed this law, and as you say, how are they going to prove it? its nonsense.

It would cause me to want to pee in their sea!

[Moonie]

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We can only assume that the Guardia now have satellite based infrared scanners to fulfill their laws on sea pissing.
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