British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea....

[Oceander]

So, just exactly how do they intend to identify those who are relieving themselves in the sea? Will there be a cohort of drones constantly overhead, photographing everyone in infrared?

[teeceetx]

Why the hell would anyone go there?

[Authentic]

"Holidaymakers are forced to pay extra if they want more than three free alcoholic drinks per meal.

Say what?

[Rutabaga]

somebody should tell them,,,fish shit in the ocean...

[Call_me_Ishmael]

I guarantee you that I could create an overhead sensor that detects someone peeing in the water. Maybe to counter Biden's inflation, I should get back to inventing. I have over 20 patents pertaining to military sensors. I could/should come out of retirement and help society identify British peebodies.

[mr claws]

I guarantee you that I could create an overhead sensor that detects someone peeing in the water. Maybe to counter Biden's inflation, I should get back to inventing. I have over 20 patents pertaining to military sensors. I could/should come out of retirement and help society identify British peebodies.

Create a handheld one that identifies Democrats, some blend in well with the sane population.

[Moonie]

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It must be training for the Spanish Navy's submariners.
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[Authentic]

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It must be training for the Spanish Navy's submariners.
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It will take an Armada to stop the pissing contest.

[Moonie]

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Imagine the punishment if you exceed the drinks limit and take a dip in the sea with the sea-borne Spanish urine gauges' alarms going off!
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[Wildrose]

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British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules

• Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
• Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
• Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

Britons could face fines worth hundreds of pounds if they are caught urinating in the sea off the Spanish coast.

Lawmakers in Vigo, a city in the Galicia region, said anyone found relieving themselves 'in the sea or on the beach' will be forced to shell out £640.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html
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Good luck enforcing that new law.