Man food

[Authentic]

NOOOOOOOOOO SACRILEGE


You put Brown sauce, Tomato Sauce or if you are hardcore, Lea and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce on it. And you have white buttered toast or bread and butter with it

Does Marmite qualify as brown sauce?

[East of the Beast]

An Irish guy booked a room in Blackpool England. The Landlady said: "Welcome Mr Murphy, here is your room and we do the finest Breakfast in the whole of Blackpool we won the Gold medal for best Fry-Up in Blackpool".
"Tanks Miss" said Murphy.
Next morning Murphy comes down for breakfast: .. "Could oye have Beans only please, I would like a Family size portion. I love Beans and that's all I ever have for my breakfast. A big family size portion of Beans, thanks Miss" Murphy eats his Beans and goes out for the day.

At 5.30 Pm a knock ate the "hotel" door. 2 Police officers. They ask the Landlady if a Mr Murphy resides there. She said yes. They show her his driviing licence with photo. She says: "Yes thats the Mr Murphy who booked the room here" - "Is there a problem officers"??

The Officer says... "Well yes madam, I am sorry to have to tell you we found his body drifting in the Sea, he drowned - it looks like suicide madam"!!!!!
Landlady: .. "Good God, thats strange, he was full of Beans this morning"!!!!!!!

Irish humor I'm not gettin' it.

[Brat]

Brown Sauce is on our table all the time. We just received our new shipment. It is indispensible on meat loaf, hamburgers, brats, probably a million more things. WAY better than Heinz 51 or Worcestershire. Anyone here who uses Brown Sauce (the real thing) know any more ways to use it?

[Brat]

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[Brat]

Does Marmite qualify as brown sauce?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

See post 24. That's the ticket.

[Neo]

Every Friday every man and his dog from our site at Melksham goes to the Wetherspoon pub in the high street for a brekkie at 10am
Actually at 10am every building site man goes there.

We choose a table whilst remembering the number and order at the bar or do it on the app on our phones.

Breakfast is either (small, medium, or large) £1 for a mug of tea or coffee.



I have tomorrow off so I won’t be joining them down the pub, my car is booked in at the garage.

[UKSmartypants]

Does Marmite qualify as brown sauce?

Does Biden qualify as a competent president? Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

[East of the Beast]

Does Biden qualify as a competent president? Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

no and yes

[UKSmartypants]

Brown Sauce is on our table all the time. We just received our new shipment. It is indispensible on meat loaf, hamburgers, brats, probably a million more things. WAY better than Heinz 51 or Worcestershire. Anyone here who uses Brown Sauce (the real thing) know any more ways to use it?

Obviously the above poster hasnt been educated in the correct application of sauce on an English breakfast, probably due to Geographical Deprivation


This clearly is the correct combination for superior dressing

[Brat]

Every Friday every man and his dog from our site at Melksham goes to the Wetherspoon pub in the high street for a brekkie at 10am
Actually at 10am every building site man goes there.

We choose a table whilst remembering the number and order at the bar or do it on the app on our phones.

Breakfast is either (small, medium, or large) £1 for a mug of tea or coffee.



I have tomorrow off so I won’t be joining them down the pub, my car is booked in at the garage.

I'd eat that! YUM!!