What are you doing in England at this moment?

[Moonie]

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Since I've been in the States for nearly seventeen years I still like confusing them by watching Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.

Here's an example of their confusion:



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[Neo]

Fridays are usually the days for funerals. At 1pm I’m going to a work colleagues funeral, the service is at a church 1 mile away, after the service there will be food and drinks laid on at a local pub 1/2 mile away.
Lots of people I’m sure will be attending the funeral, he was a popular guy and nobody would have a bad word to say about him, he was Mr nice guy to everyone, he is severely missed.

[Neo]

I have just acquired tickets for us to go and see “Blonde” live at Birmingham arena next Saturday

[Neo]

I’ve just been to Screwfix and bought 3 of these, I am going to put one in the bedroom, living room and the last one in the kitchen.
you can’t have enough phone charging points.

[Dubler9]

Just trying out these wireless earphones - my daughter bought me. Very good. You can also listen to TV and radio without annoying anyone else in the room.

[Neo]

Had the day off work to take my car to a garage and get it fixed (oil pressure switch, oil and filter change)

[UKSmartypants]

Got a small hole in the car exhaust pipe. Ordered a new pipe section from autodoc.es but they will take 6 days to deliver it. This is because i cant find an exhaust centre anywhere in this little spanish town i live in. So meanwhile, ill be nipping under the car shortly to plug the hole with Exhaust Repair putty, temporarily, because im not sure of the law here in Spain, but in the UK driving round with a hole in the exhaust system is 3 points and £100 fine.

[Authentic]

I am holing up here in L.A. County, wishing that I was in South Bermondsey, at The Den!

[UKSmartypants]

I’ve just been to Screwfix and bought 3 of these, I am going to put one in the bedroom, living room and the last one in the kitchen.
you can’t have enough phone charging points.

You should see domestic electrics in Spain, Fuck me, talk about primitive. They've never heard of a ring main here, this house has a fusebox with four circuit breakers 15A and a main 25A breaker. Each circuit is just a spur , a single length of 2.5mm cable that just jumps from connection to connection. They aren't even organised into logical groups, on each spur are power sockets, lights one circuit has the 3 Kw water heater on and the bathroom light.

Plus, everything is buried in the walls, even the junction boxes. theres nothing in the loft, unlike Uk where it all goes in the loft with drops down to sockets and switches.

Spanish plumbing is even worse, its like the 1930's.

[Dubler9]

Just tied the standing Clothes Dryer to the shed as it had been blown down the garden by a sudden gust of wind.
wife's knickers went down no problem.