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    Weekend Mormon or Muslim?

    Due to a temporary cash flow issue, I will be in a period of forced sobriety until Monday night.

    Since I will be unable to imbibe over the weekend. i thought that I would become either a Mormon or Muslim for the next few days.

    Help me pick one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Authentic View Post
    Due to a temporary cash flow issue, I will be in a period of forced sobriety until Monday night.
    Since I will be unable to imbibe over the weekend. i thought that I would become either a Mormon or Muslim for the next few days.Help me pick one.
    You have only one choice as I see it. You have to be a Muslim. So you sit around & have your wife wait on you.

    I had to rule out Morman because you don't have enough money for a 2nd wife. Sorry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Tex View Post
    You have only one choice as I see it. You have to be a Muslim. So you sit around & have your wife wait on you.

    I had to rule out Morman because you don't have enough money for a 2nd wife. Sorry!
    Also, I would have to give up coffee.

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    I think Muslims have a problem with apostasy, don't they?

    I'm not sure how Mormons feel about it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Tex View Post
    You have only one choice as I see it. You have to be a Muslim. So you sit around & have your wife wait on you. I had to rule out Morman because you don't have enough money for a 2nd wife. Sorry!
    As a Muslim, he could have 4 wives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Tex View Post
    You have only one choice as I see it. You have to be a Muslim. So you sit around & have your wife wait on you.

    I had to rule out Morman because you don't have enough money for a 2nd wife. Sorry!
    Before reading that I would have said Morman. Say what one will about them, they are good with money and most often seem to come out on top financially.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Physics Hunter View Post
    Before reading that I would have said Morman. Say what one will about them, they are good with money and most often seem to come out on top financially.
    Do they come up on top financially in three days?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyMoonlight View Post
    As a Muslim, he could have 4 wives.
    At least!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nonsqtr View Post
    I think Muslims have a problem with apostasy, don't they?

    I'm not sure how Mormons feel about it...
    You mean I can't go back on Monday if I choose Islam as my weekend religion?
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