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    Man claims his penis shrank 1.5 inches

    COVID d – – k is real’ say docs

    Who believes this, or believes this is another scare tactic

    Talk about getting the short end of the stick.
    As if contracting COVID wasn’t bad enough, a dismayed man now claims that he’s lost a whopping 1.5 inches from the length of his penis as a lingering result of the vile virus.
    “My penis has shrunk,” lamented the griping guy in a letter to the “How To Do It” podcast this week.
    “I’m a heterosexual man in my 30s,” he said, anonymously — only referring to himself as “coming up short.”
    “In July of last year, I contracted COVID and was very sick. When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues,” he added.
    The purportedly once-well-endowed man went on to explain that prior to his diagnosis, he boasted an “above average”-sized tool.



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    Seems like every other week, there's a news story about some guy's penis.

    Is this what journalism has been reduced to?
    to all white liberals

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    Quote Originally Posted by TLSG View Post
    Seems like every other week, there's a news story about some guy's penis.

    Is this what journalism has been reduced to?
    It's either that or the dick in the oval office.

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    Man claims his penis shrank 1.5 inches

    That's nothing. Mine retreats in every time I think of my ex.

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    How did his balls fair....did they shrink too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Common View Post
    COVID d – – k is real’ say docs

    Who believes this, or believes this is another scare tactic

    Talk about getting the short end of the stick.
    As if contracting COVID wasn’t bad enough, a dismayed man now claims that he’s lost a whopping 1.5 inches from the length of his penis as a lingering result of the vile virus.
    “My penis has shrunk,” lamented the griping guy in a letter to the “How To Do It” podcast this week.
    “I’m a heterosexual man in my 30s,” he said, anonymously — only referring to himself as “coming up short.”
    “In July of last year, I contracted COVID and was very sick. When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues,” he added.
    The purportedly once-well-endowed man went on to explain that prior to his diagnosis, he boasted an “above average”-sized tool.



    https://nypost.com/2022/01/13/man-cl...racting-covid/
    I asked you to keep that to yourself.

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    Ha. Above average before he lost an inch and a half. Now below average... Average is about 5.5 inches apparently. So he had a 6.5 inch penis before it shrank? Wow... Now its only 5 inches? Being above average does not make someone " well endowed".

    But yeah didnt Nicki Minage warn us all about this kind of thing?

    Edit - My penis has shrunk at least one inch since I was 18. Its not related to covid though. I think its lost some stability/strength at the base so it doesnt stand as proud as it once did when I was a young man. Or maybe it just doesnt get as hard nowadays. Im still above average. Ha.

    Edit - Its had a hard life. The real age of my penis would probably be at least a few hundred years old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOneOnly2 View Post
    Ha. Above average before he lost an inch and a half. Now below average... Average is about 5.5 inches apparently. So he had a 6.5 inch penis before it shrank? Wow... Now its only 5 inches? Being above average does not make someone " well endowed".

    But yeah didnt Nicki Minage warn us all about this kind of thing?

    Edit - My penis has shrunk at least one inch since I was 18. Its not related to covid though. I think its lost some stability/strength at the base so it doesnt stand as proud as it once did when I was a young man. Or maybe it just doesnt get as hard nowadays. Im still above average. Ha.

    Edit - Its had a hard life. The real age of my penis would probably be at least a few hundred years old.
    What could possibly lead you to think anyone here or elsewhere wants to hear about your penis?

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