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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOneOnly2 View Post
    Do they have Irish jokes in USA? Here in Australia being Irish is associated with not only being a drunk Paddy but also with being stupid. But in USA its all Notre Dame and Boston Strong and Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly.. To be Irish is to be white in USA apparently. Australia has very high population of Irish heritage but you rarely hear anyone call themselves 'Irish-Australian'. You hear 'Irish-American' all the time even though ones saying it have been in USA for generations. I have an Irish Grandmother and Im Irish-Catholic. Impressed?

    You Americans made that inbred Irish UFC guy richest athlete on planet? He is the worst great white hope ever! I know of two of his fights - one vs a Muslim and one vs a black guy. Lost both..

    Edit - But yeah - Irish jokes? Latest Irish invention?


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    In Australia you always get 'Latest Irish Inventions' jokes. As in - Heard of the latest Irish invention? Ejector seat for helicopter. Flyscreen windows for submarine. Ashtray for motorbike. Etc etc. Not very funny but theme is that the Irish are stupid.

    I assume this humour comes from England. Even though we have a large percentage of population with Irish heritage - which is why Catholicism is dominant religion here - the greatest influence on our culture has always been England. I cant imagine the Irish tell each other Irish invention jokes. English culture influence on Australia is why Irish invention jokes are so common in Australia. Even though most of us are Irish. Which is funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOneOnly2 View Post
    In Australia you always get 'Latest Irish Inventions' jokes. As in - Heard of the latest Irish invention? Ejector seat for helicopter. Flyscreen windows for submarine. Ashtray for motorbike. Etc etc. Not very funny but theme is that the Irish are stupid.

    I assume this humour comes from England. Even though we have a large percentage of population with Irish heritage - which is why Catholicism is dominant religion here - the greatest influence on our culture has always been England. I cant imagine the Irish tell each other Irish invention jokes. English culture influence on Australia is why Irish invention jokes are so common in Australia. Even though most of us are Irish. Which is funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOneOnly2 View Post
    Do they have Irish jokes in USA? Here in Australia being Irish is associated with not only being a drunk Paddy but also with being stupid. But in USA its all Notre Dame and Boston Strong and Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly.. To be Irish is to be white in USA apparently. Australia has very high population of Irish heritage but you rarely hear anyone call themselves 'Irish-Australian'. You hear 'Irish-American' all the time even though ones saying it have been in USA for generations. I have an Irish Grandmother and Im Irish-Catholic. Impressed?

    You Americans made that inbred Irish UFC guy richest athlete on planet? He is the worst great white hope ever! I know of two of his fights - one vs a Muslim and one vs a black guy. Lost both..

    Edit - But yeah - Irish jokes? Latest Irish invention?
    Biden is our Irish joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by East of the Beast View Post
    It's a prick's name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillofbeans View Post
    retard name
    Chinese name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOneOnly2 View Post
    In Australia you always get 'Latest Irish Inventions' jokes. As in - Heard of the latest Irish invention? Ejector seat for helicopter. Flyscreen windows for submarine. Ashtray for motorbike. Etc etc. Not very funny but theme is that the Irish are stupid.

    I assume this humour comes from England.

    Absolutely. This is what the moslems dont get. It's why the Americans dont understand English humour. In the UK, we all take the mickey out of ourselves and each other. The Irish are thick bog dwelling paddies. The Welsh shag sheep and form committees at the drop of a hat. The scots are mean and pessimistic, and the english are snobs, council house chavs or football hooligans. And if you live here, we'll take the piss out of you as well, except moslems have no sense of humour, which conflicts with our right to mock and ridicule your religion, just as you are free to mock and ridicule us. And thats because when we were kids we were taught "sticks and stone my break my bones but words will never hurt me". Plus that's why all the best comedy comes from. All comedy is based on ridicule or the ridiculous.

    Its called banter.



    On the other hand, since the Australians are genetically and culturally very close to the English, i dont understand why their contribution to humour is so small - all i can think of is Barry Humphries, Paul Hogan, and Kath and Kim. And ofc Clive James, a man whos word power is truly god like.
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