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    The Knob

    If this doesn't make you laugh, you're dead!!!!
    A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a
    new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small
    knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and
    could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the
    effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman
    wanted 'The Knob.'

    Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob,
    and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young
    looking and vibrant.

    After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon
    with two problems.

    'All these years, everything has been working just
    fine.. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've
    always loved the results. But now I've developed
    two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible
    bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid
    of them.'

    The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those
    aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

    She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking
    about the goatee.'
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