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    Tasteless Jokes Thread

    How did the English like Joan of Arc? Rare, medium rare, or well done?


    "I see" said Helen Keller to Ludwig von Beethoven.
    What if he was a lesbian outlaw, half Ellen Degenerate and half Antifa?

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    if Jesus had a telephone...Leonardo would have painted 'The Last Pizza'.
    It's not how you find the notes...it's how your fingers leave them. That's who you are.

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    What do you call a buck toothed Ethiopian?

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    How come you can't take a group picture of Hillbillies?


    Because when the photographer says ,"Cheese"....They all get in single file.
    Last edited by East of the Beast; 11-13-2020 at 04:35 AM.
    C'mon,man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by East of the Beast View Post
    How come you can't take a group picture of Hillbillies?


    Because when the photographer says ,"Cheese"....They all get in single file.
    It's not how you find the notes...it's how your fingers leave them. That's who you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Rivers View Post
    Government gives away free cheese in West Virginia
    C'mon,man.

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    My friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sisters panties.
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    His parents said I ruined the whole funeral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Kirk! View Post
    My friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sisters panties.
    She was still wearing them.
    His parents said I ruined the whole funeral.
    Oh,man..they said tasteless not sick
    C'mon,man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by East of the Beast View Post
    Oh,man..they said tasteless not sick
    Circulate the ban petition...I'll sign it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by East of the Beast View Post
    Oh,man..they said tasteless not sick
    He didn’t say he licked them...
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