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    Last edited by Authentic; 04-16-2021 at 03:22 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TLSG View Post
    So a woman goes to the bank to deposit a $50 bill. The teller looks at the bill and says, "I'm sorry, but this bill is counterfeit." The woman then says, "Oh, my God, I've been raped!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Authentic View Post
    How did the English like Joan of Arc? Rare, medium rare, or well done?
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    What was Dahmer's pickup line?

    "Can I invite you to my place for dinner?"
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    Why did Dahmer never eat a clown?



    He said they tasted funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by East of the Beast View Post
    Why did Dahmer never eat a clown?



    He said they tasted funny.
    Dahmer and another serial killer, John Wayne Gacy, died in the same year. 1994.

    Gacy was known as the "Killer Clown" because he dressed as a clown for charity events. He was also an official with his local Democratic Party committee. He had his picture taken with Rosalynn Carter.
    Last edited by Authentic; 04-16-2021 at 05:01 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TLSG View Post
    So a woman goes to the bank to deposit a $50 bill. The teller looks at the bill and says, "I'm sorry, but this bill is counterfeit." The woman then says, "Oh, my God, I've been raped!"
    In the "there is still hope for this world" department, I told this joke to two women. They told me that it was tasteless (in different words).
    Last edited by Authentic; 04-16-2021 at 05:06 PM.
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