User Tag List

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 18

Thread: Now...It's Getting Ridiculous

  1. #1
    Alumni Member V.I.P Achievements:
    50000 Experience PointsSocialCreated Blog entryVeteranRecommendation Second Class
    Overall activity: 59.0%

    Northern Rivers's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    Northern Rivers AUSTRALIA
    Posts
    27,710
    Thanks
    26,728
    Thanked: 27,580
    Rep Power
    21474869

    Now...It's Getting Ridiculous

    Last edited by Northern Rivers; 05-09-2020 at 12:27 AM.
    It's not how you find the notes...it's how your fingers leave them. That's who you are.

  2. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Northern Rivers For This Useful Post:

    Libhater (05-09-2020),nonsqtr (05-09-2020),Retiredat50 (05-09-2020),Rutabaga (05-09-2020)

  3. #2
    ADMIN IT Staff
    Forum Donor
    V.I.P
    TPF Moderator
    Achievements:
    SocialRecommendation First ClassTagger First ClassOverdrive50000 Experience PointsCreated Album picturesVeteran
    Overall activity: 72.0%

    Trinnity's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    66,735
    Thanks
    8,515
    Thanked: 68,016
    Rep Power
    21474911
    The Clinton body count continues to grow. Clinton Foundation investigator and prosecutor Kenneth McCormick was found dead today in the driveway of his home in South Park, Colorado under extremely mysterious circumstances.


    This happens around the Clintons a lot.
    Respect the rules of the Forum.
    << Forum RULES >>


  4. The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Trinnity For This Useful Post:

    Jen (05-11-2020),Lone Gunman (05-10-2020),Montana (05-09-2020),Northern Rivers (05-09-2020),Rutabaga (05-09-2020)

  5. #3
    Alumni Member V.I.P Achievements:
    50000 Experience PointsSocialCreated Blog entryVeteranRecommendation Second Class
    Overall activity: 59.0%

    Northern Rivers's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    Northern Rivers AUSTRALIA
    Posts
    27,710
    Thanks
    26,728
    Thanked: 27,580
    Rep Power
    21474869
    Quote Originally Posted by Trinnity View Post
    The Clinton body count continues to grow. Clinton Foundation investigator and prosecutor Kenneth McCormick was found dead today in the driveway of his home in South Park, Colorado under extremely mysterious circumstances.


    This happens around the Clintons a lot.
    It's a put-on site...I think!
    It's not how you find the notes...it's how your fingers leave them. That's who you are.

  6. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Northern Rivers For This Useful Post:

    Lone Gunman (05-10-2020),Rutabaga (05-09-2020)

  7. #4
    Alumni Member V.I.P Achievements:
    50000 Experience PointsSocialVeteranTagger Second Class
    Overall activity: 41.0%

    Old Tex's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2016
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    16,980
    Thanks
    4,444
    Thanked: 24,307
    Rep Power
    21474857
    , laying decapitated in a pool of blood after having apparently committed suicide with a pair of cordless hedge clippers.

    I sure would like to see how someone could decapitate themselves with cordless hedge clippers. No matter how much you want to off yourself I just don't think that's possible.

  8. The Following User Says Thank You to Old Tex For This Useful Post:

    Northern Rivers (05-09-2020)

  9. #5
    Senior Member Achievements:
    50000 Experience Points1 year registered
    Overall activity: 13.0%

    Dubler9's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2020
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    726
    Thanks
    458
    Thanked: 737
    Rep Power
    2587734
    I think you would lose balance the second the blades approached your eyes. Then of course, you drop the cutter. I am no expert.

    “The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.” – Aristotle


  10. #6
    Senior Member Forum Donor Achievements:
    50000 Experience PointsTagger Second ClassVeteran
    Overall activity: 2.0%

    gregonejeep's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Location
    KY
    Posts
    2,766
    Thanks
    2,387
    Thanked: 2,929
    Rep Power
    16859725
    LOl...unless they are some seriously large trimmers. The largest appendage a person can put in to the blades of a hedge trimmer, is either a finger or their dangler.

  11. #7
    Alumni Member Forum Donor
    V.I.P
    Achievements:
    50000 Experience PointsSocialRecommendation Second ClassVeteranTagger First Class
    Overall activity: 14.0%

    Rutabaga's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    40,735
    Thanks
    94,935
    Thanked: 58,754
    Rep Power
    21474884
    According to South Park police, McCormick was found by his next-door neighbors, Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman, laying decapitated in a pool of blood after having apparently committed suicide with a pair of cordless hedge clippers. Munching on a bag of Cheesy Poofs, lamented the untimely demise of his neighbor and best friend:
    "The nose, knows"
    #walkaway

  12. The Following User Says Thank You to Rutabaga For This Useful Post:

    Lone Gunman (05-10-2020)

  13. #8
    Alumni Member V.I.P Achievements:
    50000 Experience PointsSocialCreated Blog entryVeteranRecommendation Second Class
    Overall activity: 59.0%

    Northern Rivers's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    Northern Rivers AUSTRALIA
    Posts
    27,710
    Thanks
    26,728
    Thanked: 27,580
    Rep Power
    21474869
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Tex View Post
    , laying decapitated in a pool of blood after having apparently committed suicide with a pair of cordless hedge clippers.

    I sure would like to see how someone could decapitate themselves with cordless hedge clippers. No matter how much you want to off yourself I just don't think that's possible.
    Hence, "ridiculous". It's gotta be a put-on site......
    It's not how you find the notes...it's how your fingers leave them. That's who you are.

  14. #9
    Banned Achievements:
    Created Blog entry50000 Experience PointsSocialYour first GroupRecommendation First ClassVeteran
    Overall activity: 30.0%

    Montana's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    some where in time
    Posts
    14,972
    Thanks
    29,977
    Thanked: 25,867
    Rep Power
    0

  15. #10
    Senior Member V.I.P Achievements:
    50000 Experience Points1 year registered
    Overall activity: 60.0%

    UKSmartypants's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2020
    Posts
    3,914
    Thanks
    718
    Thanked: 4,663
    Rep Power
    6924325
    Between two and four people die each year due to vending machine accidents compared with less than one being killed by a shark. Not only are vending machines more deadly, there are over 1,700 reported injuries from vending machines each year but fewer than 25 shark attacks per year in the United States

    I couldn't find any exact statistics for people killed by hedge trimmers, but googling it found at least 5 reported cases in the last five years.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •