British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea....

[Moonie]

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British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules



Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

Britons could face fines worth hundreds of pounds if they are caught urinating in the sea off the Spanish coast.

Lawmakers in Vigo, a city in the Galicia region, said anyone found relieving themselves 'in the sea or on the beach' will be forced to shell out £640.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10934131/British-tourists-fined-645-going-toilet-Spanish-sea-new-rules.html
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[dinosaur]

:smiley_ROFLMAO: Brits ... it's those damned Brits.

Unless, of course, it's Panama City Beach in Florida. Then, it's Alabama peoples ... those damned Alabama peoples. Hell, they don't even know how to hold guns properly! :smiley_ROFLMAO::smiley_ROFLMAO:

https://www.al.com/news/2022/03/panama-city-beachs-alabama-invasion-alcohol-rules-targeted-to-prevent-another-spring-break-takeover.html

Rules and more rules ...

Beach Safety and Regulations | Panama City Beach (https://www.visitpanamacitybeach.com/partners/resources/beach-safety/)

https://www.pcbeach.org/spring-break-ordinances/

https://www.mypanhandle.com/spring-break-2022/panama-city-beach-spring-break-rules-set-for-march/

Panama City Beach Spring Break: Police charge 130 for having alcohol (https://www.thenewsstar.com/story/news/local/2022/03/21/panama-city-beach-florida-spring-break-police-charge-130-having-alcohol/7079253001/)

We do have some real gems, secluded beaches. Anyone coming this way who thinks secluded, uncrowded beaches are best, let me know and I can give you some suggestions.

[Moonie]

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At least a dump at sea would be proveable!
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[El Guapo]

How on earth do you catch someone pissing while in the water? Or match a stray turd to it's parent? :thinking:

[Dubler9]

But Sergeant, this shark came at me - I had no control over my bowels!!!!!

[Neo]

Who the fuck holidays in Vigo anyway?

[Swedgin]

How can they tell someone took a pee in the ocean?

Do Europeans take their suits off for a wee in the sea?

[Neo]

How can they tell someone took a pee in the ocean?

Do Europeans take their suits off for a wee in the sea?

No self respecting Brit would ever holiday at Vigo, it’s on the northwest coast on the Atlantic. :smiley_ROFLMAO:

[mr claws]

THE SPANISH INQUISITION RIDES AGAIN! 67036

[Authentic]

Am I missing something here? The article says that holiday-goers are limited to three drinks a day on their "all inclusive holidays" , three at lunch and three at dinner.

How is this possible to enforce? Is it something to do with an "all inclusive holiday"? Are European vacations regulated?

[Oceander]

So, just exactly how do they intend to identify those who are relieving themselves in the sea? Will there be a cohort of drones constantly overhead, photographing everyone in infrared?

[teeceetx]

Why the hell would anyone go there?

[Authentic]

"Holidaymakers are forced to pay extra if they want more than three free alcoholic drinks per meal.

Say what?

[Rutabaga]

somebody should tell them,,,fish shit in the ocean...

[Call_me_Ishmael]

I guarantee you that I could create an overhead sensor that detects someone peeing in the water. Maybe to counter Biden's inflation, I should get back to inventing. I have over 20 patents pertaining to military sensors. I could/should come out of retirement and help society identify British peebodies.

[mr claws]

I guarantee you that I could create an overhead sensor that detects someone peeing in the water. Maybe to counter Biden's inflation, I should get back to inventing. I have over 20 patents pertaining to military sensors. I could/should come out of retirement and help society identify British peebodies.
Create a handheld one that identifies Democrats, some blend in well with the sane population. :cool20:

[Moonie]

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It must be training for the Spanish Navy's submariners.
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[Authentic]

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It must be training for the Spanish Navy's submariners.
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It will take an Armada to stop the pissing contest.

[Moonie]

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Imagine the punishment if you exceed the drinks limit and take a dip in the sea with the sea-borne Spanish urine gauges' alarms going off!
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[Wildrose]

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British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules



Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

Britons could face fines worth hundreds of pounds if they are caught urinating in the sea off the Spanish coast.

Lawmakers in Vigo, a city in the Galicia region, said anyone found relieving themselves 'in the sea or on the beach' will be forced to shell out £640.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10934131/British-tourists-fined-645-going-toilet-Spanish-sea-new-rules.html
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Good luck enforcing that new law.

[Authentic]

Good luck enforcing that new law.
It is Spain.

[donttread]

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British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules



Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

Britons could face fines worth hundreds of pounds if they are caught urinating in the sea off the Spanish coast.

Lawmakers in Vigo, a city in the Galicia region, said anyone found relieving themselves 'in the sea or on the beach' will be forced to shell out £640.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10934131/British-tourists-fined-645-going-toilet-Spanish-sea-new-rules.html
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How the hell would you prove that?

[UKSmartypants]

How the hell would you prove that?


Its just one province in Spain has passed this law, and as you say, how are they going to prove it? its nonsense.

[donttread]

Its just one province in Spain has passed this law, and as you say, how are they going to prove it? its nonsense.
It would cause me to want to pee in their sea!

[Moonie]

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We can only assume that the Guardia now have satellite based infrared scanners to fulfill their laws on sea pissing.
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