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    Cool FOUR Old Ladies...

    FOUR OLDER ITALIAN LADIES




    (Bare with me as the strategy unfolds)


    These four older ladies who lived in Naples, Italy, always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger.



    One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.




    Never having been there, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, Florida. They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.



    They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today...






    No. This is TRUE! Really!


    Would we lie to you? We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle. Seriously.

    HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT! Make checks payable to the following...(Scroll down)




















    Democratic National Committee.

    You can trust us, you know we would NEVER lie to you, especially about your healthcare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by S-N-A-F-U View Post
    FOUR OLDER ITALIAN LADIES




    (Bare with me as the strategy unfolds)


    These four older ladies who lived in Naples, Italy, always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger.



    One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.




    Never having been there, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, Florida. They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.



    They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today...






    No. This is TRUE! Really!


    Would we lie to you? We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle. Seriously.

    HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT! Make checks payable to the following...(Scroll down)




















    Democratic National Committee.

    You can trust us, you know we would NEVER lie to you, especially about your healthcare.
    what if i don't wanna be a girl?
    "The nose, knows"


    "We Must Secure the Existence of our People and a Future for White Children".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutabaga View Post
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    A. I gave a laptop to a Mixtec couple here in Oaxaca. Their granddaughter showed them how to use it and a month later they were using Skype to chat with their grandson in Germany. To be honest, they never did get the hang of time zones. That's not unusual though. I friend of mine living in the U.S. asked me the time difference between Denver, Colorado, and Oaxaca, Oaxaca. "One hour. We're on Central Time but we don't change the same weekends as the U.S."

    "No way. As far away as you are the time difference has to be more."

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    Quote Originally Posted by S-N-A-F-U View Post
    FOUR OLDER ITALIAN LADIES




    (Bare with me as the strategy unfolds)


    These four older ladies who lived in Naples, Italy, always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger.



    One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.




    Never having been there, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, Florida. They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.



    They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today...






    No. This is TRUE! Really!


    Would we lie to you? We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle. Seriously.

    HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT! Make checks payable to the following...(Scroll down)




















    Democratic National Committee.

    You can trust us, you know we would NEVER lie to you, especially about your healthcare.
    Funny, they don't look Italian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutabaga View Post
    what if i don't wanna be a girl?
    You have to take two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan40 View Post
    Funny, they don't look Italian.
    That's before and after 1 bottle, 2 if you want to be a guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S-N-A-F-U View Post
    That's before and after 1 bottle, 2 if you want to be a guy.
    Need some price quotes.

    Case lots.

    Truck loads.

    Train loads.

    Boat roads (fol fal east customels)
    #BlackLIESMatter---Martin Luther King Jr. was a REPUBLICAN!


    The Democratic Party. The party of the STUPIDS, for the STUPIDS, by the STUPIDS.

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    I VOTED FOR THE PRESIDENT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan40 View Post
    Need some price quotes.

    Case lots.

    Truck loads.

    Train loads.

    Boat roads (fol fal east customels)
    Check with the Clintons and Obama, they sell dreams and aspirations by the case lots. I understand they have a special this week, called Saul Alinsky's defining moments of control on the dance floor; I'll lead, you follow...
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