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    Here's what happens when your GIRL doesn't let you go out with the BOYS!



    Yeah, they're Brits, but there is still a lot of truth to it.
    Last edited by Crunch; 11-14-2017 at 08:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crunch View Post


    Yeah, there Brits, but there is still a lot of truth to it.

    Ive been pondering how I would deal with this hypothetical problem, firstly I sincerely tell you no woman has ever tried to cage me, the reason for that is trust.
    If I tell the female of the house what time I’m coming home I never am late.

    Now to the problem at hand; Firstly she must be brought to heel, no shouting, threats, or firm shake. Non aggressionional tactics must be used... “softly softly catchee monkey!”
    The preferred method is laxatives.. put in her food or drinks.. heavy duty proportions. Her misery and bouts of bed time will wear her down... you comforting her will be rewarded by free time with your friends at the pub, but! Returning when you promise must be observed!
    Last edited by Tom-Cruise; 11-14-2017 at 07:56 AM.
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    Good thing it was subbed in English.
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    I can't stand to be around a "whipped" guy. I've only known a few but they make me grind my teeth.

    As a side note: My oldest had a wife just about that bad. Everything had to be her way & she made it very obvious who was in charge. I finally had enough of her crap & was going to confront her on their next visit. No visit, turns out he had enough to & he called to say they were coming & they were getting a divorce. MY comment was "What took you so long. I was starting to think that you were retarded". I guess part of my dislike of her was because she reminded me a little of my ex.

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    I bet the wimp in the threads video didn't get involved in this

    Last edited by Tom-Cruise; 11-14-2017 at 01:54 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom-Cruise View Post
    Ive been pondering how I would deal with this hypothetical problem, firstly I sincerely tell you no woman has ever tried to cage me, the reason for that is trust.
    If I tell the female of the house what time I’m coming home I never am late.

    Now to the problem at hand; Firstly she must be brought to heel, no shouting, threats, or firm shake. Non aggressionional tactics must be used... “softly softly catchee monkey!”
    The preferred method is laxatives.. put in her food or drinks.. heavy duty proportions. Her misery and bouts of bed time will wear her down... you comforting her will be rewarded by free time with your friends at the pub, but! Returning when you promise must be observed!
    lol

    figures you'd retaliate directly

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonsqtr View Post
    lol

    figures you'd retaliate directly
    some guys are doers, some ain’t!
    Last edited by Tom-Cruise; 11-15-2017 at 07:16 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sled Dog View Post
    Good thing it was subbed in English.

    Ya but they still talk with that goofy "Foreinger" accent
    ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom-Cruise View Post
    some guys are doers, some ain’t!

    Many do less than "aint"

    Not that they aint "trying" and dont get me wrong

    Im just saying we gotta alot of drone like HALF-WITS who are better off just staying outta the way
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