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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    baby sitter lost 30 pounds doing the hula hoop ten minutes a day 3 x....throughout the day. I guarantee you she had to cut back on her eating.

    Did you know that your stomach can hold, healthfully, NO MORE than 2 cups of food at a meal. This is protein, veg(fiber) and carbs. ANymore than that and you will gain weight.

    Thnk about that...2 cups. 2 oz of meat is a serving and that is 1/2 cup. If you get your eating under control first, you can put off the activity for a little while...although, the exercise can help. It is better to learn how to eat than to exercise like a mad woman every day. You can't keep that up...you'll get old and you can't do it. Besides. some exercises are harmful to the body.
    Calypso, give me a song so I can exercise
    You're always drunk last night. LOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    baby sitter lost 30 pounds doing the hula hoop ten minutes a day 3 x....throughout the day. I guarantee you she had to cut back on her eating.

    Did you know that your stomach can hold, healthfully, NO MORE than 2 cups of food at a meal. This is protein, veg(fiber) and carbs. ANymore than that and you will gain weight.

    Thnk about that...2 cups. 2 oz of meat is a serving and that is 1/2 cup. If you get your eating under control first, you can put off the activity for a little while...although, the exercise can help. It is better to learn how to eat than to exercise like a mad woman every day. You can't keep that up...you'll get old and you can't do it. Besides. some exercises are harmful to the body.
    Actually I am not fat, I am just out of shape. I am feeling wimpy, I need to man up
    You're always drunk last night. LOLOL

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    I am more of the drunk dude who never exercises at all
    You're always drunk last night. LOLOL

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    you just need a little tune up is all, i'm sure. and I've no doubt about your manhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil Jones View Post
    We couch potatoes need to figure this out. In a private room in my office, I can jog around, dance a bit. Not very cool, but I need it for health reasons. We all do.

    I am about to play a song, dance around a bit, no big deal, don't call me a fag or anything.

    Here goes

    Don't laugh, damn you

    Just don't grab your crotch like the girl did, Virgil. I embarrass easily...lol.

    But seriously...dancing keeps you young. I dance to the "Happy" song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    FAT!! ah'mo git my flyswatter.
    Flyswatter, Hell. Get yer baseball bat out for that one, CJ! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by calypso jones View Post
    oh i guarantee you if i get my flyswatter you're gonna git some exercise.
    r o f l m a o !!!


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    You're always drunk last night. LOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil Jones View Post
    If you hold me to it, I will probably live an extra 20 years
    Virgil....just strip down to your underwear....grab the nearest hair brush.....and go to it re: your Best Cruise Imitation! Nobody could or would fault you for that!



    Well.....almost nobody....lol.
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    I like the workout music from the 90s. This was as close as I could get. I have my own at home.

    nice motivational thoughts too.

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