Sarah will decline, coyly stating that some things are best left to the imagination, and that the privilege is reserved to her husband alone... Sexy and wholesome.
If she had agreed, however, I would have purchased the issue in the proverbial New York minute... Wonder how many liberal man-caves would have one tucked away?
Sarah Palin is in complete control.
The pornstar clone of Palin kind of stole Sarah's thunder.
On the other hand, Michelle should be on the cover of "Powerlifting USA" magazine.
Last time, I checked wedding rings, workboots, and alarm clocks were colorblind.