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    "It’s a great place to get away from the wife and kids" - ★★★★★ Donald Trump, Washington DC.

    "Excellent neighbourhood at TPF. No crime and drugs here." - ★★★★ Admin Anonymous.

    "I stayed awhile and left. Good check-in facilities, but couldn’t find the soft drinks machine and no air con." - Selivan, Moscow.

    "I came for the bacon and stayed on the Introductions thread until cleared by TPF immigration authorities and then hid on the World Affairs section. They’ll never find me here." - ★★★★ Illegal immigrant Undocumented individual, Mexico.

    "I joined and don’t regret it. Came on a long weekend break back in 2013 and stayed. Put me up for free in the introductions thread, wonderful view of the Current Events section, and haven’t been asked to do any work since I got here." - ★★★ Vote entitlement 2020, US.

    "My mum always said, follow your heart, but I followed my nose and the smell of frying bacon. Godammit, led me to Trin’s frying pan of forums. A crockpot of delicious humanity wrapped in bacon."★★★★ Kris P Bacon, US.
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    Yep, I'd wrap that in bacon! KEEP AMERICA GREAT, TRUMP 2020
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    Disguised as three English speaking Mexican children from Venezuela, the three deplorables enter the Republic of California with the TPF flag to hunt down Hillary, the wicked witch of entitlement.
    Outnumbered and facing welfare, Traddles prays for bacon sandwiches on the outskirts of San Francisco.



    "Staring into a Californian Mad Max landscape, Krispy bit down hard into his bacon sandwich and with his right hand made the sign of TPF towards the approaching chaos and the chants of "I’m with her" and "entitlement is a natural right." "Do it Trin do it now", whispered Traddles. "We’re down to two bacon sandwiches and a tax cut promise. If they catch us exposed and out in the open like this they’ll take us to the nearest food kitchen and put all three of us on food stamps." Trin nodded, took the lamp, rubbed it with her jacket sleeve and said, "Magic genie of the lamp, I wish Hillary were clever, capable of a doing a spectacular job and was of some use in the world …"

    I don’t want to spoil the story ending, but that folks is why Hillary tried and failed to become a moderator on TPF.

    You get it all here, news, views and the occasional troll. TPF – The original change you can believe in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinnity View Post
    Good luck. They're 3 feet long and have a wingspan up to 8 feet. Theit feet are as big as your hands and have talons you don't wanna be on the business end of.




    Birds are the only living descendents of dinosaurs.
    Dinosaurs had tiny brains, the ancestors of Democrats.

    What about Alligators? Those reptiles have to have a dinosaur background somewhere.


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