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Thread: Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out

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    Quote Originally Posted by kazenatsu View Post
    They're probably harvesting the essence that goes into these candles from a sweatshop of short brown Mexican female laborers in Guadajara.

    Maybe even the same factory that produces their line of affordable bargain priced designer dresses.
    How exactly? Squeezing pannies?
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    I can foresee that a Trans "front-hole"-scented candle is not far away into the future.

    And I'm sure, these days, there will be a crowd of virtue-signaling people who will buy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLLS View Post
    Just toss some fish sticks in a skillet
    That fish odor can be a symptom of a cervical infection.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightkore View Post
    https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gw...scented-candle


    As the product description reads: “This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP -- the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh ... this smells like a vagina’ -- but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent.”
    In a sane world Paltrow would be in a psychiatric hospital where she belongs. Instead she is celebrated as some kind of goddess.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiser Now View Post
    In a sane world Paltrow would be in a psychiatric hospital where she belongs. Instead she is celebrated as some kind of goddess.

    We live in a crazy, upside down, backassward world these days.
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    I like Paltrow's mother Blyth Danner's movies. what in hell happened to Gwyneth?
    Is it possible that swinging a wrecking ball against “the West” .. in pursuit of a world populated with virtual zombies instead of real human beings .. was not such a good idea after all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruthless terrier View Post
    I like Paltrow's mother Blyth Danner's movies. what in hell happened to Gwyneth?
    I suspect every whim was indulged. Or mom was taking something while pregnant.


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