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    Semen Explosion at Bull Insemination Plant Sends Firefighters Running for Cover

    Massive Semen Explosion at Bull Insemination Plant Sends Firefighters Running for Cover

    Silke Jasso, September 18, 2019



    It was definitely a sticky day at a cattle-breeding facility in Australia after at least 100 cylinders containing bull semen exploded, causing thousands of dollars in damage! Yes, you read that right! Semen literally flew everywhere! I bet you don’t hear about massive semen explosions every day.

    Emergency services were called to the blaze at Yarram Herd Services in Gippsland, Victoria. According to authorities, it took 10 fire crews more than two hours to extinguish the fire, after breaking out around 3 in the morning. A spokesman from the County Fire Authority said the fire had completely “shredded the building.” Country Fire Authority Gippsland Commander Chris Loeschenkohl stated the crew had to be on the lookout for projectiles coming their way, while they tackled the blaze.


    ]Yarram Herd Services Committee vice chairman Aaron Thomas said the facility lost 100 cryogenic cylinders of cattle semen, making it a “huge blow” for their farmers. The cylinders are allegedly worth between $500 ($342 in the US) and $1,000 per unit, but the semen inside of each cylinder varies in price.


    “We’re coming into the [artificial insemination] season, so there would have been substantial amounts of semen inside the tanks that we’ve lost, which was owned by our local farmers, and it can range in value from A$5 per straw to A$95 per straw,” Thomas explained. He added that this would be a huge loss for the farmers, and said that all of their herd-testing equipment was destroyed as well.
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    The fire comes after there have been reports of farmers already suffering from a drought for the past 12 months, which drained 70 percent of the farmers’ income. The cause of the fire has yet to be determined, but I bet firefighters didn’t think they would be getting some semen showers that day.
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    someone had entirely too much fun writing this. 'huge blow,' indeed.
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    Big Dummy I hope you can CUM up with a better post than sperm stories ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Montana View Post
    Big Dummy I hope you can CUM up with a better post than sperm stories ?
    I never see you POST on my self defense threads.
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    The most beautiful woman I ever met was Columbian and working at one of the Premiere Brahman breeding ranches locally. She collected semen from bulls and Ai'ed cows with straws, shoulder deep. Lol.

    She loved her work, and her weed. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkTheSlayer View Post
    The most beautiful woman I ever met was Columbian and working at one of the Premiere Brahman breeding ranches locally. She collected semen from bulls and Ai'ed cows with straws, shoulder deep. Lol.

    She loved her work, and her weed. Lol
    Did she jack bulls off?

    Then shove it into cow pussies?

    I know there's big money in that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrogersNhood View Post
    Did she jack bulls off?

    Then shove it into cow pussies?

    I know there's big money in that.
    I moo'ed a few times but it didn't work.

    They usually collect semen mechanically and freeze it for sale, but insemination needs to be precise and is still done by hand as placement is critical at $100/straw or more in the purebred cattle business.

    Yes, they wear arm length gloves and enter through the vagina.
    I believe that is the only viable means to reach the cervix.lol.

    Jobs not for me. A-hole is located to the north and I ain't found a way to defy gravity if an accident occurs.
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    I think these donors should have her work on site so it doesn't spoil.
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    They usually collect semen mechanically and freeze it for sale, but insemination needs to be precise and is still done by hand

    Hawk I saw that line & now I'm waiting for SOMEONE to post a dumb blonde joke on this post. Now I'm not going to do it but I'm sure someone will.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Montana View Post
    I think these donors should have her work on site so it doesn't spoil.
    I'm not sure who or what you are referring to without a quote, and I'm prolly missing more humor again, but this lady I referred to, did work on site in her own specialized facility.

    It was pure coincidence that we met. I had a flat on the boat trailer one afternoon coming home from a hard day of crawfishing, raising 400 pillow traps in deep water and sacking over 2000 lbs of crawfish by myself.
    I was still about 40 miles from home.

    I pulled over at that facility because it was owned by a guy I went to high school with and his wife was in my graduating class. I figured it offered me some degree of protection if I had to leave my rig there, even though he had some Mexicans working there too.

    She came outside(with that arm glove on) to cuss me out in Spanish for being a tresspasser. Lolol.
    I explained my situation and that I was friends with her boss(es).

    We went out a few times.
    But I couldn't help but feel inadequate when your date deals with huge penises all day long.
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