User Tag List

Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Sex talk . . .

  1. #1
    V.I.P. Forum Donor
    50000 Experience PointsVeteran
    Overall activity: 2.0%

    Beachcomber's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2016
    A private area on a beach in southeast Florida
    Thanked: 4,171
    Rep Power

    Smile Sex talk . . .

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Frank Sinatra

    "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch"
    Jack Nicholson

    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    Robin Williams
    "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

    Robert De Niro
    "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having a allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.
    So what's the problem?"
    Dustin Hoffman
    "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!"
    Jerry Seinfeld
    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."
    Robin Williams
    "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
    Joan Rivers
    Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
    Steve Martin
    You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.
    Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
    Bob Hope

    "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
    Oscar Wilde
    Last edited by Beachcomber; 09-10-2019 at 07:00 PM.

  2. The Following User Says Thank You to Beachcomber For This Useful Post:

    Montana (09-10-2019)

  3. #2
    Senior Member Achievements:
    50000 Experience PointsTagger Second ClassCreated Blog entryVeteran
    Overall activity: 21.0%

    Captain Kirk!'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2016
    Thanked: 12,404
    Rep Power
    Interveiwer: So George, what's your sex life like at your age?

    Goerge Burns: It's like playing pool with a rope.

    If progressives were any more stupid, they would need to be watered twice a week

  4. The Following User Says Thank You to Captain Kirk! For This Useful Post:

    Rickity Plumber (09-11-2019)

  5. #3
    I'm not mean-you're just acting like a sissy V.I.P Achievements:
    Social50000 Experience PointsVeteranCreated Blog entry
    Overall activity: 42.0%

    Conservative Libertarian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Thanked: 17,676
    Rep Power
    W.C. Fields refused to drink water because fish f--- in it.
    It takes a FAMILY to raise a child--Not Hitlery Klinton's Socialist, Anti-Family, Nanny-State...I mean, "Village".

    Islam is a religion of violence and terror as practiced by the Islamofascists. The Muslims that do speak out against terror are then terrorized by the Islamofascists and are ignored by the Lap Dog Media.

  6. The Following User Says Thank You to Conservative Libertarian For This Useful Post:

    Midgardian/Piru (09-10-2019)

  7. #4
    Alumni Member & VIP V.I.P Achievements:
    Social50000 Experience PointsVeteranTagger First Class
    Overall activity: 26.0%

    nonsqtr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Thanked: 26,448
    Rep Power
    "Gay may be good, but hetero is bettero".

    - unknown drunk college student

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts