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    Penis Amputated After Trying to Cure Cancer With Rubber Bands

    Man Forced to Have Penis Amputated After Trying to Cure Cancer With Rubber Bands

    September 3, 2019




    Hey people, you know how health experts have to go through several years of med school for them be able to officially practice? Yeah, itís for a reason. They basically know what you can do to cure whatever is going on in your body. But no, some people still think that googling things on WebMD is the right thing to do and follow it, because either they are too lazy to go to the doctor or are just stubborn.




    Like in this case, where a man in Tokyo literally had to get part of his penis amputated after he Ďstrangulatedí the poor organ with a rubber band. Why did he do this? This man thought that this would prevent his skin cancer from spreading. Yes, you read that right. He thought that by putting a rubber band at the base of his penis, his cancer would cure itself. Boy, oh boy, talk about a rare emergency.







    After experiencing an abnormal and excruciating amount of pain in his genitals, the 65-year-old man decided to visit a hospital because well, Iím sure he thought it was time to. Japanese medics at Koto Hospital in Tokyo, Japan quickly discovered the man was trying to stop his cancer from growing by tying the elastic bands around his junk. Basically, the band had already cut into his skin, causing severe tissue damage due to penile strangulation. In other words, his blood flow was non-existent on the root of the penis.




    The man had a ďpenile tumorĒ in the shape of cauliflower around the glans. It was later diagnosed as squamous cell carcinoma, which is the most common types of cancer found among men.Luckily, doctors were able to treat the man successfully after he was suffering from pain for more than two months. Doctors still donít know how long the man was using rubber bands. Luckily, the cancer had not spread and as able to go home two weeks after undergoing partial penectomy surgery.



    Still, Iím pretty sure he feels so much shame after having his little guy amputated. I guess thatís what you get for trying to solve things without an expert? So dumb and unnecessary, this could have easily ben avoided. Plus, I bet that recovery was brutal.
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    ouch.
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    Dr Lorena Bobbick doing surgery again?
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    Physician was an SJW female, I'll bet.

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    Are we sure he had "no physician"? This sounds like a quack cure, for sure.

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    True story. There was this old couple in their 80s who lived in my neighborhood.
    One night the old lady woke up about midnite and the bed was wet. She woke her husband up and told him he had peed in bed. She got up and turned on the light. When she pulled back the covers, the sheets were covered in blood.

    Some kind of way a blood vessel burst on his penis while he was sleeping.
    He got up and went to where the washing machine was located while the old lady got the car ready.

    I had a good lady friend who was working as an RN in the emergency room that night. They got him admitted and in one of the examining rooms where the doctor and nurse asked him to remove his robe. Then his underwear. When he removed his drawers , there was a clothspin on his pecker.

    The old guy had positioned it to stop the bleeding. It was very serious and he lost a lot of blood. If the old lady had not awakened, and he had not used that clothespin, he would have been dead by morning.


    Still, my friend told me it took everything she had to remain professional and not laugh when she looked down and saw that clothspin on his pecker but she did have a good laugh in the bathroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan40 View Post
    Dr Lorena Bobbick doing surgery again?
    Don't laugh, but I grew up with the cop that found John Wayne Bobbitts penis along the road. My mom and her friends sure gave him crap for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dummy View Post
    Man Forced to Have Penis Amputated After Trying to Cure Cancer With Rubber Bands

    September 3, 2019




    Hey people, you know how health experts have to go through several years of med school for them be able to officially practice? Yeah, it’s for a reason. They basically know what you can do to cure whatever is going on in your body. But no, some people still think that googling things on WebMD is the right thing to do and follow it, because either they are too lazy to go to the doctor or are just stubborn.



    Like in this case, where a man in Tokyo literally had to get part of his penis amputated after he ‘strangulated’ the poor organ with a rubber band. Why did he do this? This man thought that this would prevent his skin cancer from spreading. Yes, you read that right. He thought that by putting a rubber band at the base of his penis, his cancer would cure itself. Boy, oh boy, talk about a rare emergency.






    After experiencing an abnormal and excruciating amount of pain in his genitals, the 65-year-old man decided to visit a hospital because well, I’m sure he thought it was time to. Japanese medics at Koto Hospital in Tokyo, Japan quickly discovered the man was trying to stop his cancer from growing by tying the elastic bands around his junk. Basically, the band had already cut into his skin, causing severe tissue damage due to penile strangulation. In other words, his blood flow was non-existent on the root of the penis.



    The man had a “penile tumor” in the shape of cauliflower around the glans. It was later diagnosed as squamous cell carcinoma, which is the most common types of cancer found among men.Luckily, doctors were able to treat the man successfully after he was suffering from pain for more than two months. Doctors still don’t know how long the man was using rubber bands. Luckily, the cancer had not spread and as able to go home two weeks after undergoing partial penectomy surgery.



    Still, I’m pretty sure he feels so much shame after having his little guy amputated. I guess that’s what you get for trying to solve things without an expert? So dumb and unnecessary, this could have easily ben avoided. Plus, I bet that recovery was brutal.
    I think WebMD would object to using elastic bands on one's penis to cure cancer. I doubt that anyone on the internet would give him that advice. At age 65 it's more likely he may be suffering from early-stage dementia.
    Last edited by Fall River; 09-04-2019 at 03:04 PM.

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