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    First Crime in space and perhaps it's not a good idea to hire lesbians

    So this female astronaut steals her 'wife's identity to access bank accounts....you know...identity theft. Might be a good idea to try to hire people without mental conditions? THIS mental condition? And these are freakin' americans.


    Apparently the space between them was not enough…

    Via Fox News:

    A NASA astronaut has been accused of committing the first crime in outer space after her estranged wife alleged she stole her identity and accessed her bank account without permission during a six-month mission aboard the International Space Station.

    Former Air Force intelligence officer Summer Worden, from Kansas, has been involved in a bitter divorce with astronaut Anne McClain since 2018 but the battle heated up after Worden filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission and NASA’s Office of Inspector General accusing her wife of assuming her identity and gaining improper access to her private financial records while orbiting the earth, the New York Times reported.

    Worden told the Times that she was tipped off when McClain somehow had knowledge about her private spending while on a mission with no way to know otherwise.
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    Sarah Sanders doesn't often mop the White House Press Corp Floor...but when she does, she uses Jim Acosta.

    There is no American free press. They're bought and paid for.

    “Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj.”

    The Devil whispered in Trumps ear and said,
    "you're not strong enough to withstand the storm".
    President Trump whispered back,"I am The Storm"!

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    She may be the first to be put into jail over a crime committed in space.

    But this is what i believe will happen.

    She will go to court. A judge will end up roasting her a bit. And releasing her. And perhaps she gets a bit of probation. Time to cure her problem. Have you ever wondered exactly what is probation?
    “Appearances to the mind are of four kinds. Things either are what they appear to be; or they neither are, nor appear to be; or they are, and do not appear to be; or they are not, and yet appear to be. Rightly to aim in all these cases is the wise man's task.” Epictetus

    Democrats in congress are like having the Fox construct the hen house then installing the security system.

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    damn little?
    Sarah Sanders doesn't often mop the White House Press Corp Floor...but when she does, she uses Jim Acosta.

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    “Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj.”

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    "you're not strong enough to withstand the storm".
    President Trump whispered back,"I am The Storm"!

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    air force should demand she resign her commission, at the very least.

    not saying they will, ofc.

    protected classes and all that.
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    The weightlessness of space. What a perfect place for fat lesbians.
    Today we live. Tomorrow we die.
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    This is why you should always use a VPN when committing cyber crimes in space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belch View Post
    This is why you should always use a VPN when committing cyber crimes in space.
    lol - it's illegal to use any encryption technology the FBI can't hack.

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    Wait for it, the left will start crying for a Universal Court to handle crime committed in space. Of course all the judges will be leftists.
    Humble yourself, for there is an enormous change coming.

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