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    Pirate Attacks Jogger With Sword in Fight Over Cart (video)

    Florida Pirate Attacks Jogger With Sword in Fight Over Cart Found on Trash Pile

    Silke Jasso, August 21, 2019


    YouTube: Broward Sheriff's Office
    It looks like Florida has a new garbage guard. A Oakland Park man decided to turn into a pirate and attack a poor jogger with a sword, in an attempt to protect a plastic dump cart that had been thrown out in a trash pile. Yes, a freaking sword. According to the Broward County Sheriff’s Office, the runner stumbled upon a pile of garbage in front of his house, and decide to grab the black heavy-duty wagon.

    That’s when the pirate got upset because HE wanted the cart. The two “exchanged words” but then the jogger, 48-year-old Todd Beavers, took the item anyway. When he got home he realized the pirate had followed him. Fortunately for us, the whole altercation was all caught on video, where you can see the man pull out a long sword from a red sheath and swing it left and right at the jogger.

    Surprisingly enough, the Florida man isn’t thrown off and just ducks the blow while holding onto the cart. Because well, it’s Florida, so yeah, you kind of have to expect your neighbor swinging some sort of sword at you now and then. When the jogger tells the pirate that the fight is being filmed by his home surveillance camera, the man freaks out and takes off with his sword and sheath in hand.

    A few moments later, a woman who police officers think knows the suspect can be seen making her way back, dragging the plastic dump cart away while insulting the poor runner. Beavers told police that he regretted his actions, because fighting for a cart is pretty dumb, and was extremely lucky to have come off without injury. Which he is.




    Ah, I love Florida.



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    arrrrrrrg!!!!
    "The nose, knows"

    @Auntifa,,,when the shooting starts, don't run, you'll only die tired...

    #walkaway

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    No, not Florida, that is Broward. Broward has been disowned by the rest of Florida.

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    You just can't make these stories up. And if you could you couldn't sell them because they are to unbelievable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinosaur View Post
    No, not Florida, that is Broward. Broward has been disowned by the rest of Florida.
    Broward County is to Florida, as Austin is to Texas.

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    I gotta agree with @dinosaur but my first guess was this was Florida. Never fails. All the weirdo transplants come here.



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