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    the Brits really have a problem

    File this one under "too much sex"... erm... in public places.

    A Welsh town is putting high technology into their pay toilets, to discourage sexual activity.

    https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/we...with-water.amp

    The toilets will spray the occupant with water, if said occupant remains too long, or if the aggregate weight is too high, or any of the number of other "extraordinary" conditions.

    I find myself wondering whether they have microphones, and whether moaning constitutes an extraordinary condition.

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    The new toilets will require a fee in order to use them, although it hasn't been decided yet.
    If you're paying for the room you should be allowed to have sex in it.

    Weight sensors that will trigger alarms and spray the persons with water? Does this mean if Michael Moore uses one of these he will finally get a shower?
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    I agree I think. You're paying for it you should be able to do whatever business you choose. :Smiley20:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    I agree I think. You're paying for it you should be able to do whatever business you choose. :Smiley20:
    I was stationed in London for a couple of years. Most pay toilets cost two pence to operate.

    Hence you needed 2p to pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonsqtr View Post
    File this one under "too much sex"... erm... in public places.

    A Welsh town is putting high technology into their pay toilets, to discourage sexual activity.

    https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/we...with-water.amp

    The toilets will spray the occupant with water, if said occupant remains too long, or if the aggregate weight is too high, or any of the number of other "extraordinary" conditions.

    I find myself wondering whether they have microphones, and whether moaning constitutes an extraordinary condition.
    It probably has sensors to detect the rhythmic transfer of weight


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    I KNEW that there were going to be problems when all of those drive in theaters closed down. Next thing you know they will be putting grease around all of the church steeples & naked people will be falling from the sky. Oh the humanity of it all!

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    I have only encountered one pay toilet in my entire life. If I encounter another and really have to go and lack pocket change someone is going to be mopping up the floor.
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    They used to be ALL OVER.

    Damnable things. New York State legislators had such a problem with them, they commanded that for every pay stall there had to be one free stall in public crappers.

    You can imagine how that played out. The pay stalls got cleaned, and the free ones were left foul. Public outrage finally took care of those things...I think the coin-boxes on the doors disappeared about 1969 or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by East of the Beast View Post
    It probably has sensors to detect the rhythmic transfer of weight
    Oh, it's a lot worse than that.

    If you stay in there too long, first it sprays you with water, then the lights go out and the doors open.

    This is a disaster in the making. The first constipated person to get exposed is going to sue the shit out of the government, and they'll probably win too. lol.

    And you watch, if the Liberals are in charge, they'll probably start issuing medical exemption chits.
    Last edited by nonsqtr; 08-19-2019 at 03:26 AM.

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