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    Man Arrested For Cutting Off Penis of His Cheating Wife’s Lover

    Rob Fox, July 17, 2019

    Gilchrist County Sheriff's OfficeGilchrist County Sheriff's Office

    A Florida man took matters (and scissors and his neighbor’s penis) into his own hands after he could no longer stand the thought the man living next to him going unpunished for sleeping with his wife.

    Alex Bonilla of Gainesville, Florida walked next door, held his neighbor at gunpoint and threatened to kill him if he resisted, tied the man who slept with his wife up, cut off his penis, and ran out of the house with his neighbor’s penis in hand. The man’s children were in the house while it happened.


    According to Bonilla, he caught his neighbor sleeping with his wife last May and, apparently, his frustration with that knowledge reached a point of no return. Police charged Bonilla with aggravated assault, cruelty toward a child, and burglary.



    Maybe just get a divorce next time. Or move. Or do literally anything other than cut a man’s penis off while his terrified kids are in the other room. Move on. Put on your Maui Jim shades and your best Margaritaville flip flops, head down to the dock bar, and find a replacement for Tammy. A new Florida woman who will love you and be loyal. How about Patty over there smoking a Virginia Slim 100 and sipping a Mai Tai at the bar? She’s nice. She has a good job at the Publix, her hobbies include painting seagulls and watching amateur motorcycle races. Heck her brother owns a jet ski. You could’ve had some real fun with her. But no. You cut off a guy’s penis.

    Pride really is the most destructive sin of all.

    According to the New York Post, there is no word on if doctors were able to attach Bonilla’s victim’s penis but, man, hopefully they were able to. But really that shouldn’t even be an issue. It’s 2019. Why are we not growing this man a bigger, shinier penis with stem cells? Ridiculous.



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    Last May and he waited this long to cut off his dick? Lorena Bobbitt didn't wait for over a year. Is she out of jail?

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    Man, that's hitting below the belt.

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    Me, I would have killed him but I can understand this guy's reasoning.

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    Seems to me it would have been a lot easier to get rid of the bitch.
    Then again, i never had a wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkTheSlayer View Post
    Seems to me it would have been a lot easier to get rid of the bitch.
    Then again, i never had a wife.
    I've had 2 of them. The first one will allow me to get into heaven. God will say come on in, shake my hand & whisper in my ear "I can't believe that you never hit her".

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    Seems like he got rather lightly charged. Armed kidnapping seems to fit.
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    Who cheated? Sounds to me like it was the WIFE that cheated.

    The man just followed the thinking of his now missing dick.

    As we are wont to do.....................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillofbeans View Post
    Lorena Bobbitt didn't wait for over a year. Is she out of jail?
    She had taken years of abuse and was found not guilty.


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_a...Bobbitt#Lorena

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