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    Christians, .... I just laughed coffee out my nose .......

    A Catholic bishop is reaching for new heights to save a city wrought with "evil."

    After the brutal murder of a 10-year-old girl in a port city in Colombia, Monsignor Rubén Darío Jaramillo Montoya, the bishop of Buenaventura, announced he will perform a mass exorcism over the city beset with violence, drug smuggling, and poverty this weekend, The Guardian reported.

    A Catholic bishop in Buenaventura, Columbia plans to use a helicopter to perform a mass exorcism over the city wrought with violent crime.

    “We have to drive the devil out of Buenaventura, to see if we can restore the peace and tranquility that our city has lost due to so many crimes, acts of corruption and with so much evil and drug trafficking that invades our port," Montoya told the local radio station.

    He added: “We want to go around the whole of Buenaventura, from the air, and pour holy water on to it to see if we exorcise and get out all those demons that are destroying our port, so that God’s blessing comes and gets rid of all the wickedness that is in our streets.”

    Earlier this year, the Vatican opened its annual exorcism summit to non-Catholics due to reports of a rise in demonic possessions and devil worship around the world.


    Seriously?


    https://www.foxnews.com/world/city-w...holic-exorcism
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    He is going into battle with Satan and he will be using a helicopter. So Satan cannot cause the helicopter to crash?
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    The priest may have something with pouring holy water on those that are possessed. What about filling a large tank with holy water, hooking it up to a high pressure delivery system and spraying members of antifa the next time they stage a protest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DLLS View Post
    The priest may have something with pouring holy water on those that are possessed. What about filling a large tank with holy water, hooking it up to a high pressure delivery system and spraying members of antifa the next time they stage a protest?
    or just cleanse it properly

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    It is a battle between good and evil that the world wages. Do not take lightly the powers of darkness and principalities especially when much of mankind has decided they know better than God.

    The Bible has much to say about how to fight evil but we aren't listening.
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    The Catholic Church would do well to start with their own tradition of pedophilia.

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    Have him Exorcise the Pope!
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    I wonder if we could hire him to do the same thing over Washington DC? Maybe it's a long shot but it can't fail any worse than what I'm seeing now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by someguy View Post
    The Catholic Church would do well to start with their own tradition of pedophilia.

    I've heard that school teachers are the largest number of offenders. When do we deal with that. Not excusing priests....but we all know the gay clergy has infiltrated the Vatican.
    Sarah Sanders doesn't often mop the White House Press Corp Floor...but when she does, she uses Jim Acosta.

    There is no American free press. They're bought and paid for.

    The Devil whispered in Trump's ear and said, 'You're not strong enough to withstand the storm". President Trump whispered back, "i am The Storm"!

    and Epstein didn't kill himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by someguy View Post
    The Catholic Church would do well to start with their own tradition of pedophilia.
    It was mostly protestant clergy that had that problem where I worked. One preacher was screwing a 14-year old girl and convinced his congregation that the girl was possessed by demons so they had an exorcism and everything was fine again.

    I'm familiar with people who seem quite rational until you get on their favorite loony topic. Whether it's gods, demons, devils, and witches or extra-terrestrials kidnapping people or a vast conspiracy out to get you it's sort of surprising when the insanity shows itself.

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