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    Quote Originally Posted by patrickt View Post
    I was estimating but that might be high. That's 1600 squares a year. Of course, I wash my hands when I've used toilet paper and I sometimes go to the bathroom away from home.

    Perhaps you should quit wearing makeup.
    This is the only makeup you and your butties need. Makes for "easy in- easy out"!




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    I don't know who told you the bushwah that TP was used to remove makeup. Hint: we don't. Cotton balls or cotton pads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patrickt View Post
    "The UK uses 1.3m tonnes of tissue a year, according to the Confederation of Paper Industries, with the average British consumer reportedly getting through 127 rolls every year."
    https://www.theguardian.com/environm...searchers-warn

    And I go through perhaps four rolls a year. How is this possible? I was doing shopping for a neighbor who was laid up and every week her shopping lift had two rolls of toilet paper. I found that unbelievable but it's less than low compared to England.

    What's the difference in me and my neighbor? I don't wear makeup.
    Rolls come in different sizes.

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    Hey that's a good penny pinching tip: Hold it until you get to work for your morning shit! Not only do you save on toilet paper, but you're actually getting paid to drop a load! Genius!

    Quote Originally Posted by patrickt View Post
    I was estimating but that might be high. That's 1600 squares a year. Of course, I wash my hands when I've used toilet paper and I sometimes go to the bathroom away from home.

    Perhaps you should quit wearing makeup.
    Make America Greater. Nix the "again", because America was always great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brat View Post
    I don't know who told you the bushwah that TP was used to remove makeup. Hint: we don't. Cotton balls or cotton pads.
    He makes up the rules as he goes.

    Actually, I don't know of anyone who uses TP for removing makeup. Cotton balls or the pads as you say! At least that is what my wife uses.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Linux View Post
    Hey that's a good penny pinching tip: Hold it until you get to work for your morning shit! Not only do you save on toilet paper, but you're actually getting paid to drop a load! Genius!
    I did that pretty much my entire life. And there was a saying to go along with it . . . If the owners name was Bill, I would say I have to go and drop a Bill.


    Many people say they have to TAKE a shit. I don't want to take a shit anywhere with me. I will leave a shit though.



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    Anyone been to Germany and, used the toilet paper?

    It's like the paper towels in the bathrooms, in the thing on the wall, you have to crank down... maybe even a bit rougher.

    When we first got to Germany, we stayed in a Gasthous for a while until we got a house, the bathroom was across the hall (toilet and sink) the room had only a shower (no toilet) we had to go across the hall to pee.... anyway, the toilet paper was like using sandpaper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey1 View Post
    That's a bit before my time..... I have heard talk about it, though.
    Speaking of using the pages of the Sears-Roebuck catalog in the old 'outhouse' days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickity Plumber View Post
    This is the only makeup you and your butties need. Makes for "easy in- easy out"!

    I don't fault you for using 127 rolls of toilet paper a year. Some people are more full of shit than others, Rickity. Maybe the company that sells your eyeliner should include tissue to remove the eyeliner at night.

    Thanks to all for re-affirming the total lack of humor to be found on the political left.
    Last edited by patrickt; 07-08-2019 at 07:02 AM.

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