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    Hot Damn - Isn't Amerika Great!?!

    I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

    I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

    I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

    Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

    Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

    I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

    Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.

    Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

    If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

    Hot Damn...Safe at last !!

    Isn't Amerika great!?!
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    you are liable to have a cup of acid thrown in your face. now thats progress.
    usually it would only be a bowl, but here in the west we have cups.

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    Great insinuation there @S-N-A-F-U !!

    For jaquadari . . .aren't the burgha wearing ones the people tossing the "cups" of acid?



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    Quote Originally Posted by jirqoadai View Post
    you are liable to have a cup of acid thrown in your face. now thats progress.
    usually it would only be a bowl, but here in the west we have cups.
    And may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the erogenous zones of those who bow to the 'Outhouse' moon god. <wink>

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    Quote Originally Posted by jirqoadai View Post
    you are liable to have a cup of acid thrown in your face. now thats progress.
    usually it would only be a bowl, but here in the west we have cups.
    Really? That happens a lot here?
    No. It doesn't.

    Top countries for acid attacks.

    India
    Bangladesh
    UK
    https://www.news.com.au/world/face-m...c1b7013394d4a3

    They are overwhelmingly committed by Muslim husbands against their wives.

    So much for your lame ass flamebaiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S-N-A-F-U View Post
    I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

    I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

    I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

    Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

    Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

    I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

    Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.

    Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

    If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

    Hot Damn...Safe at last !!

    Isn't Amerika great!?!
    It would be hysterical if it weren't so painfully true!

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    Small minded coward. (not you, tee)
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