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    Couples Are Throwing ‘Balls Voyage’ Parties To Celebrate Getting A Vasectomy

    Couples Are Throwing ‘Balls Voyage’ Parties To Celebrate Getting A Vasectomy

    Silke Jasso, June 19, 2019 12:52 pm


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    Kimberly Hemperly is now the mom of the year after hilariously planning a party for her husband, but not for what you think. After watching The Real Housewives of Orange County, the mom decided to throw a “Balls Voyage” party, creating her own ball themed party to honor her husband’s vasectomy.

    What exactly does a “Balls Voyage” include? Everything from DIY “balls and sausage-related food”, a cake with a sperm headstone that says “Snip Snip”, and a “Retirement” shirt for her husband. The brilliant mom also made customed “swim team survivor” shirts for their two children.


    Hemperly shared a Facebook post showing off the party, which has now gone viral causing the world to start having their own parties. Her post read, “We have an announcement to make! We are thrilled to say we will NOT be adding any more tiny humans to our family! My husband is taking one for the team and to celebrate this momentous occasion I felt the need to throw him a little ‘Balls Voyage’ party for his upcoming procedure. Because omg Y’all, nobody is more excited about this than me.”

    I have to admit, this is hilarious! This couple should just get the ‘Parents of the Year’ award because I have NEVER heard of vasectomy parties. Hemperly said the party was a surprise for her husband, who came home from work to find their house consumed with vasectomy themed gifts. Her post has gathered over 45,000 shares and it’s easy to see why. Just when we thought it couldn’t get worse than gender reveals parties.
    Surprisingly enough, Hemperly isn’t the only mom who celebrated her husband. Leah Randall also hosted a celebration of her own, with a cake that trend, “Snip Snip Hooray”, because congratulations are just out of the question. She stated she wanted to celebrate her husband since he was “taking one for the team.”

    And in case you were wondering if people actually a do this, they do. Searching around Instagram, I was pretty surprised to see how many cakes people have made! It’s truly an American dream, I love social media. What do you say, should Vasectomy parties be a thing?

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    Teeshirts and coffee mugs to.

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    democrats have been having abortion parties for years...

    they decorate their placenta pie with tiny, little legs arms and heads, cause, you know,,,thats how they roll....
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    I'm not sure I see a down-side to them not reproducing.
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    well that does stop an unwanted pregnancy and another infant murder.


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    Here's the difference between getting her tubes tied instead of her husband getting a vasectomy. Getting her tubes tied prevents the wife from getting pregnant. The vasectomy has the added benefit of his secretary not getting pregnant as well.
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    More evidence of Cake decorators right of refusal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linux View Post
    Here's the difference between getting her tubes tied instead of her husband getting a vasectomy. Getting her tubes tied prevents the wife from getting pregnant. The vasectomy has the added benefit of his secretary not getting pregnant as well.
    damned shame when the wife comes up pregnant by mr. snipee's best friend.
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    Any man who does so is likely a fool. Better hope it's reversible when ole wifey divorces him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Gunman View Post
    damned shame when the wife comes up pregnant by mr. snipee's best friend.
    It would be shame for the wife. As long as the Mr. Snipee isn't a cuck, no child support.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeceetx View Post
    Any man who does so is likely a fool. Better hope it's reversible when ole wifey divorces him.
    Any man over age 50 would be wise to get one. Having a minor child attend your funeral is something to be avoided. If an older man stays prepared, he shouldn't fear divorce. For one, his wife can be replaced by a younger model. Secondly, the kids will resent her if she takes him to the cleaners because it impedes the ability for them to get assistance with tuition, rent, emergencies, etc.

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