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    Red face Liberal Newbies: Must read

    Due to the high volume of liberals wanting to join a conservative forum, I’ve put forward my own introduction.
    Whether you’re just the average dumb liberal, or require specialist intensive therapy, our experts are on-hand to help. Discretion assured; many of our liberal members go on to lead a completely normal life after joining TPF (terms and conditions apply). Don’t mumble as if you’ve just escaped from a tropical fish tank, let TPF fill that empty space between your ears, only on TPF. It’s what your head was made for, and so without further ado:

    Meet the team



    Prof. Rutabaga, Head of TPF Dumb Liberal Admissions Unit checks out another malfunctioning liberal brain attempting to invade the introductions thread. "As you can see from the bright spot on the rear cortex, there were still signs of life left in this one."



    Member Pork Chop. TPF Liberal Learning Difficulties Dept’ demonstrates the size of a liberal brain. "Repeated tests have shown that joining TPF does indeed increase the size of the liberal brain."



    Testing patience to its limits, Rickity Plumber director of the tPF Liberal Mental Health Crisis Unit and responsible for welcome thread inductions. (Now discontinued due to allegations of discrimination between liberals and normal people).

    1. Watch the following video and briefly explain in your own words why Barack Obama thinks Americans should have voted for Hillary in the 2016 elections.


    2. Who said: "Let’s be clear: Islam is not our adversary. Muslims are peaceful and tolerant people and have nothing to do whatsoever with terrorism."

    a) A peaceful and tolerant Muslim terrorist b) Donald Trump c) Hillary Clinton

    3. Who stated: "If I had a son he would look like Trayvon Martin"

    a)Trayvon’s father b) Barack Obama c) Elmo on Sesame Street

    Also excelling in his current role as ‘TPF Liberal Entertainments Officer’, Rickity Plumber’s brainchild is setting up the ‘TPF Anti-Social Club.’ Fun activities include screaming at the sky and staring for thirty minutes at the ‘w’ key on a computer keyboard hoping it will produce climate change.

    Yes folks, it’s all happening here at TPF. Entertainment and fun all the way. *New* Laugh your way back to sanity with our liberal joke section.

    What’s a hundred yards long and has an IQ of sixty?
    A Trump protest march.

    What’s the difference between a puppy and a liberal?
    A puppy stops whining when it grows up.



    "Many of our liberal members go on to lead a completely normal life after joining TPF" - Pork Chop

    Proof that joining TPF has a positive effect on the liberal brain

    Before and after



    TPF Liberal Testimonials

    "I joined TPF with a black bin bag over my head and they suggested I cut an eye slot out so I could see. Now I can post on TPF and even drive a car. Three cheers for TPF!" - Member ‘American apple pie girl.’ US.

    "I tried to join TPF because I just wanted to know what it feels like to be normal" – Hillary, Washington DC.

    "I voted for myself for 30 years and nothing happened. Thanks to the good folks at TPF I voted for Trump and he became president. Ain’t that sumthin?" Bernie, Vermont.


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    I loved the "speechless speech" by The Head Cheese of Nothingness, Barack 0bama.



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    I have to hand it to Pork Chop. This was definitely a good one.
    It takes a FAMILY to raise a child--Not Hitlery Klinton's Socialist, Anti-Family, Nanny-State...I mean, "Village".

    Islam is a religion of violence and terror as practiced by the Islamofascists. The Muslims that do speak out against terror are then terrorized by the Islamofascists and are ignored by the Lap Dog Media.

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    Often, we take ourselves and politics far too seriously and it’s why political satire remains popular and comes as a welcome relief from mainstream politics. In ten years’ time the Alice in Wonderland liberal type characters will still be there, we’ll still be taxed to death and governments will still be trying to convince us that if we pay them they’ll change the earth’s climate.

    The chances of all this going away has as much chance as the belief in Father Christmas or the Flat Earth Society, so why not make fun of it all?

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    Are there any specific programs for anti-gun liberals who began a post with "I'm a gun owner, but I believe it's time to enact some common sense gun controls?"

    It's a very advanced mental illness, as such they are prohibited by law from owning a gun and they seldom do actually own one but have a library of images of brand new guns they claim to own, which is good as they commonly lack any form of self control, more so when the light of truth is shone upon them, then they become violent, threatening and shift into personal attacks.

    I personally believe some of these people can be modified into a productive member of society, versus being social leeches living with their mother on welfare at 37 years old.

    Maybe something like a modified TASER's used in Drive Stun mode applied to the genitals, yes I understand since they are very small an X-26 is going to be too large for the job, so maybe something like the Pulse?

    I'm open for suggestions, any ideas?

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    lol again this thread.
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