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    Quote Originally Posted by Pork Chop View Post
    Due to the high volume of liberals wanting to join a conservative forum, I’ve put forward my own introduction.
    Whether you’re just the average dumb liberal, or require specialist intensive therapy, our experts are on-hand to help. Discretion assured; many of our liberal members go on to lead a completely normal life after joining TPF (terms and conditions apply). Don’t mumble as if you’ve just escaped from a tropical fish tank, let TPF fill that empty space between your ears, only on TPF. It’s what your head was made for, and so without further ado:

    Meet the team



    Prof. Rutabaga, Head of TPF Dumb Liberal Admissions Unit checks out another malfunctioning liberal brain attempting to invade the introductions thread. "As you can see from the bright spot on the rear cortex, there were still signs of life left in this one."



    Member Pork Chop. TPF Liberal Learning Difficulties Dept’ demonstrates the size of a liberal brain. "Repeated tests have shown that joining TPF does indeed increase the size of the liberal brain."



    Testing patience to its limits, Rickity Plumber director of the tPF Liberal Mental Health Crisis Unit and responsible for welcome thread inductions. (Now discontinued due to allegations of discrimination between liberals and normal people).

    1. Watch the following video and briefly explain in your own words why Barack Obama thinks Americans should have voted for Hillary in the 2016 elections.


    2. Who said: "Let’s be clear: Islam is not our adversary. Muslims are peaceful and tolerant people and have nothing to do whatsoever with terrorism."

    a) A peaceful and tolerant Muslim terrorist b) Donald Trump c) Hillary Clinton

    3. Who stated: "If I had a son he would look like Trayvon Martin"

    a)Trayvon’s father b) Barack Obama c) Elmo on Sesame Street

    Also excelling in his current role as ‘TPF Liberal Entertainments Officer’, Rickity Plumber’s brainchild is setting up the ‘TPF Anti-Social Club.’ Fun activities include screaming at the sky and staring for thirty minutes at the ‘w’ key on a computer keyboard hoping it will produce climate change.

    Yes folks, it’s all happening here at TPF. Entertainment and fun all the way. *New* Laugh your way back to sanity with our liberal joke section.

    What’s a hundred yards long and has an IQ of sixty?
    A Trump protest march.

    What’s the difference between a puppy and a liberal?
    A puppy stops whining when it grows up.



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    I see what ya trying 2 say..

    On the other hand it would be so gosh dang "boring" if everybody just "agreed" in lockstep.

    Opposing "viewpoints" bring out that "contreversy"..

    Infact Rush Limbuagh will let a "Liberal" caller on and "speak"..

    Now Mark Levin just cuts em off at the switch and calls em a "Moron"..
    ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl View Post
    I see what ya trying 2 say..

    On the other hand it would be so gosh dang "boring" if everybody just "agreed" in lockstep.

    Opposing "viewpoints" bring out that "contreversy"..

    Infact Rush Limbuagh will let a "Liberal" caller on and "speak"..

    Now Mark Levin just cuts em off at the switch and calls em a "Moron"..
    I wasn’t trying to say anything Karl, its satire, a joke.

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    I got a problem. Trump is right and spot-on and yeah I am proud of our President.

    My problem is idiots who feel the need to impeach him. Those are the ones who need to be shipped off to Muslim countries for a year.

    Then let's see who's whining. Now that would work.

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    Well, to be fair Hairball choice is subjective and exactly the same was said about Obama by the other half of the US population. Ten years ago the have-nots got a mobile phone and ten years later the haves got a tax cut. A divided society. Personally, I prefer self-dependency and self-reliance and not rely on politicians of any political persuasion whatever they promise.

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