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    Tender "Moments" with KARL..

    Truth is they aint 1 ...

    I just "whack-off" 2 memories or some hotty I see on TV..

    The really "Sad" part is I dont even "Masturbate"anymore..

    I prefer a gram of GOOD "Coke" a Bottle of J-BAVET n 2 packs of cigarettes

    Ya Id rather "have" THAT
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    I really had to laugh when I read the OP title.....
    Last edited by Northern Rivers; 04-25-2019 at 11:12 PM.
    If you don't practice...you'll sound like it. And, if you don't tune, your life will sound like it, too. Listen to the intervals. That's where it all hides from you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. Truth View Post
    You could always get a poster of Sarah Palin and masterbate to her while you whisper how much you hate her.

    Why? (Asking for Karl.)
    If you don't practice...you'll sound like it. And, if you don't tune, your life will sound like it, too. Listen to the intervals. That's where it all hides from you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. Truth View Post
    You could always get a poster of Sarah Palin and masterbate to her while you whisper how much you hate her.

    Liberal women are always jelly of Conservative women.
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