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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl View Post
    Okay let me put it to ya "this" way...

    Most Women arernt looking 4 just "casual" sex..

    They are looking to get IN and Married ....add a KID and now itll take ya half a generation to "PAY" off...
    Miss afew Child Support payments ..."Warrant" out 4 "arrest" ..

    Thats Fingerprints and Booking Room photos too
    I have gone my entire life without kids. I bet I have had more sex with more women than you have But, nothing changes the fact, and it is a fact, that if you are having sex with guys, you are gay.

    Embrace it, hang rainbow flags on your truck, wear some leather chaps, go to a parade in SF, be yourself.

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    Lol.
    Fleshlight.
    Don't forget the lube.
    Today we live. Tomorrow we die.
    "Evil is da Devil minus da D"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl View Post
    I stopped at a BAR okay..

    Desiraree asked me the LAST TIME actually Got "Laid"

    Guess they hadda big Sex Toy party...

    I was 'beaquethed" a Pocket Pussy on "Borrwed"..

    Welp had my FILL and the Back end Gave Out
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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkTheSlayer View Post
    Lol.
    Fleshlight.
    Don't forget the lube.

    Better yet I got a box of latex gloves and a bottle of lotion..

    Thats called "rubbing" one off..

    Now just jackin off is called "cranking" one...

    Put a squirt of lotion in a latex glove Google hot milf xxx or whatever and rub yourself to the Heavens..

    Sometimes I shut all the blinds light candles and make an evening outta it

    For added "sensation" I put an old pair of Dentures inside the glove to "remind" me of the REAL DEAL
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    Quote Originally Posted by karl View Post
    better yet i got a box of latex gloves and a bottle of lotion..

    Thats called "rubbing" one off..

    Now just jackin off is called "cranking" one...

    Put a squirt of lotion in a latex glove google hot milf xxx or whatever and rub yourself to the heavens..

    Sometimes i shut all the blinds light candles and make an evening outta it

    for added "sensation" i put an old pair of dentures inside the glove to "remind" me of the real deal
    tmi

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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkTheSlayer View Post
    Lol.
    Fleshlight.
    Don't forget the lube.
    Jeezuz man . . .



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