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    From the story:

    The officer told Burdick not to masturbate in front of others


    What? You can't chew your food in front of other people?

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    Stupid as this question may be, why didn't anybody stop him as soon as he started stripping?
    I've only had two beers in dog years.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2cent View Post
    Stupid as this question may be, why didn't anybody stop him as soon as he started stripping?
    Would you want to tackle a naked guy while he is jerking it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crunch View Post
    Would you want to tackle a naked guy while he is jerking it?
    If they'd stopped him when he was stripping, it wouldn't have gotten that far.

    Seems a couple of men could've picked him up by his armpits, and hauled him out of sight, rather than allow ladies to witness that atrocious spectacle.
    I've only had two beers in dog years.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2cent View Post
    If they'd stopped him when he was stripping, it wouldn't have gotten that far.

    Seems a couple of men could've picked him up by his armpits, and hauled him out of sight, rather than allow ladies to witness that atrocious spectacle.

    Probably the people were surprised and didn't believe what they were actually seeing.


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    Meth is a hell of a drug. That shit will have you up at 4 in the morning with a torch, burning anything that remotely looks like a worm. It's all fun and games until the worms come out to play!

    The worms crawl in the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crunch View Post
    Probably the people were surprised and didn't believe what they were actually seeing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Star View Post
    Well, it's holy water blessed by "God" right? Any load dropped in it should be cleansed by the grace of "God".

    I mean if it can kill vampires why wouldn't it be able to sanitize this guy's knuckle children?
    Is there any reason you are mocking Holy Water?

    In simple terms, Holy Water is spiritually clean but can be physically dirty. Even an atheist should understand that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Felix Birdbiter View Post
    Is there any reason you are mocking Holy Water?

    In simple terms, Holy Water is spiritually clean but can be physically dirty. Even an atheist should understand that.
    Morning Star mocks everything that has to do with religion.

    Probably a self-esteem issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Felix Birdbiter View Post
    Is there any reason you are mocking Holy Water?

    In simple terms, Holy Water is spiritually clean but can be physically dirty. Even an atheist should understand that.
    Water is a chemical, made up entirely of physical matter, there is nothing spiritual about it.

    You saying "God" can't purify water, just turn it into wine?

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