Quote Originally Posted by Ed D View Post
"We were told to wash our penis with warm soapy water after making "friends" with the local girls."

Wait a minute....y'all had the same penis? ;-)
The most common penis ailment apart from a dose of clap is dobi-rash, this is brought on by too strong a detergent, it enflames the base of glands and gets quite serious.
Washing your own underpants every night with a mild soap powder cures it.