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    Letís hear it for the fabulous Kris P Bacon

    The @Kris P Bacon 2018 tPF Appreciation Society Tribute Gala Performance

    Ladies and gentlemen, here tonight live from the tPF Pub; we bring you a star-studded gala performance in the presence of our esteemed tPF mods, Trinnity, Ginger and the other one whose name escapes me, to show our appreciation to that fine rasher of a man, with the heart of a sausage. Let’s hear it for the fabulous … Kris P Bacon.



    As crowds of members continue to gather outside the Pub thread, I can hear the crowd inside going wild so let’s take you inside for a ring-side seat where the performance is just about to begin.

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    To keep attention spans focused, each performance lasts under four minutes

    Without further ado, I present for your entertainment the combined efforts of the ‘Friends of Kris P Bacon Appreciation Society’


    Pork Chop performs John Lennon’s "Imagine There’s no Bacon"





    @HawkTheSlayer joins Sting to sing "I’ll be Taxing You"




    Guest Lurker brings you "Lady in red" - A Hillary Clinton Tribute





    And now, please will you welcome on stage our surprise guests tonight, live from the Mosh Pit and making their debut appearance with hot new hit single "The bacon song." Please show your appreciation for … The Fabulous Bacons! (It’s the best we could put together at such short notice).



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    @Ginger, vocals @Rutabaga, on lead guitar and our own @MrMike, on drums. Tap your feet and sing-a-long folks. It’s better than a thread ban if you don’t show your appreaciation with a like!

    Take it away guys 1,2, a 1,2,3,4 …






    Oh my, fabulous, what a reception from tonights crowd! Did it also make you feel like going out and pepper spraying a liberal while shouting, "Feel the Bern"? Our stars are nervously waiting backstage on the Current Events thread to hear your opinion in our poll, with guaranteed no Russian involvement.


    And now as we come to the close of tonight’s Kris P Bacon Gala Performance tribute, don’t you lurkers forget to register on tPF for a chance to win our star prize: A trip to a Chicago gay bath house, where Obama will personally kiss your ass in revenge for all those tax dollars he stole from you. Stay tuned for forthcoming events that might also include a helpline/Agony aunt column. It’s all here at tPF folks.





    Good night and Godbless from Pork Chop - Please rise for our tPF national anthem







    A British Pork Chop Production in association with tPF

    No liberals were harmed during this performance

    Roll credits


    Editor: Pork Chop, with special thanks to extras: Nescafe, Marlborough and Guest Lurker














    Last edited by Pork Chop; 05-10-2018 at 04:57 AM.

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    "and the other one whose name escapes me"

    Calypso Jones, never forget Calypso Jones!

    Congrats @Kris P Bacon

    OMG, I just realized Kris P Bacon is like crispy bacon, no way!


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    lordy gimme some coffee with liquor

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    Bill Clinton was invited , then uninvited when Hawk announced He would be arriving with Monica Lewinsky.
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    I must confess. The meal was fabulous. The only thing better than the stuffed quail wrapped in bacon was the bacon martinis.
    Today we live. Tomorrow we die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen View Post
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    It's true that without bacon life "might" exist on this planet. But why would it want to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkTheSlayer View Post
    I must confess. The meal was fabulous. The only thing better than the stuffed quail wrapped in bacon was the bacon martinis.
    I certainly enjoyed the bacon wrapped shrimp cocktail followed by the second course, bacon wrapped salad.

    However, my favorite of the evening was the bacon wrapped bacon, gingerly layered over the bed of bacon flavored bacon.







    *side note*

    I stopped at Burger King yesterday for lunch to try one of those new Sourdough Bacon Big King. Was totally unimpressed because the bacon, although a generous quantity, was extremely hard. Now even burnt bacon still crumbles nicely and is not what I would call 'tough' or 'hard' but this bacon could hardly be chewed safely without fear of losing a couple of remaining real toofies.

    I have never had bacon that was impossible to chew safely. I don't get it. What causes that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Tex View Post
    It's true that without bacon life "might" exist on this planet. But why would it want to?
    All I know is , there is bacon and poke chops in heaven.
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